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If It SMELLS Like Poo, It Probably IS Poo

_______________________________________________________________ Goatdog continues to amaze me with the ridiculously crazy things he chooses to eat. Lately, he’s munched on everything from aluminum foil to snotty Kleenex’s.  The more disgusting the item, the more appetizing it is to him.  And the … Continue reading

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The Sanitary Faux Pas

In the spirit of sharing embarrassing moments, I thought I’d relive another little doozy with y’all. Cause, really, what good is a humiliating memory if you can’t share it with others?  This one, however, was TRULY mortifying because it took … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Straws make everything taste better. ** “Everybody hurts” when you post pictures of your penis.  (Did you hear that, Michael Stipe??!!) ** Embarrassing moments hunt me down like a bear in the woods. ** My wallet and a book … Continue reading

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To Blush or Not to Blush

Lately, I’ve been thinking about my many embarrassing moments.  Maybe it’s because I’ve been on a whirlwind backyard barbecue tour that’s involved more than my fair share of wine-induced oopsy daisies.  It’s definitely made me realize that I’ve just always … Continue reading

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Releasing A Skeleton

Something that not a lot of people know about me is that I sometimes have a swallowing problem.  (Oh, get your minds outta the gutter, people!  I’m not talking about THAT kind of swallowing!  Ahem.)  I’m talking about swallowing food.  … Continue reading

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The “Pink” Elephant in the Bed

My kids have never been big snugglers.  As much as I’ve wanted them to crawl into my bed, snuggle up and fall fast asleep next to me, they just never have.  They wiggle, they giggle, they kick, and they poke … Continue reading

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Baring It All

     You know that saying, “Curiosity killed the cat?”  Well, I’m quite certain that phrase would apply to me if I ever did choose to throw caution to the wind and get naked with my bad self on a … Continue reading

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