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** Those sneaky Mayans were totally effing with us all along. I knew it!!!! ** December is one giant money suck. ** Our Elf on the Shelf would be a lot more welcome here if he wrapped presents and actually … Continue reading →
** ‘Tis the season to be an asshole. Apparently. ** I am not the Energizer Bunny. ** The Elf on the Shelf might very well be my nemesis. ** Anything that’s lost is very likely at the bottom of my … Continue reading →
If I could take myself into a dark alley and kick my own ass, I totally would cause I seriously dropped the parenting ball the other night (once again). Yes, I completely failed my duty as the Tooth Fairy, y’all. … Continue reading →
** Skid marks can suck it. ** If you can drive five REALLY loud eight-year-old girls without wrecking the car, you can do just about anything. ** I think I’m gonna make it easier on myself and just give everyone … Continue reading →
WARNING: ** Look away if you don’t like an occasional f-bomb every now and then. Cause in this case? It just couldn’t be helped. (Sorry, Mom and Dad….) ** Every year our “Elf on the Shelf” tradition brings me a … Continue reading →