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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Finding evidence of sleep around here is like finding a dinosaur bone. ** If you know whether you’re coming or going, you’re a lot better off than me. ** My warm climate-dwelling friends may find me knocking on their … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** It’s gotta be a scientific fact that kids are 10 times crazier in the summer. ** Kicking your own ass is harder than having someone else kick it for you. ** I’m not above napping in public. ** Someone … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Mornings love me WAY more than I love them. ** This week’s heat wave has made being a nudist seem a whole lot more appealing. ** I get more stupid with every other Facebook post I read. ** If … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Shoveling snow by hand should be followed by a massage.  And possibly a lobotomy. ** The past several days have been like tantric sex.  Minus the sex part. ** If I ever need a good giggle, I turn to … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I don’t fit into an elementary school desk quite like I did back in the day. ** “Pocket Frogs” for the iPhone has totally possessed my kids. ** Dark chocolate has totally possessed me. ** Charlie Sheen finally realized … Continue reading

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Road Block

     Last night I took the kids to visit a childhood friend of mine.  She lives way out in the country, and let’s just say that I’m not the best when it comes to directions.  I was very proud of myself … Continue reading

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On The Freakin' Road Again

So, here we are on day two of our family road trip to Florida.  My daughter’s stomach virus turned out to be a brief visitor (thank you, God!), and we were able to leave when my son got home from … Continue reading

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