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** Finding evidence of sleep around here is like finding a dinosaur bone. ** If you know whether you’re coming or going, you’re a lot better off than me. ** My warm climate-dwelling friends may find me knocking on their … Continue reading →
** It’s gotta be a scientific fact that kids are 10 times crazier in the summer. ** Kicking your own ass is harder than having someone else kick it for you. ** I’m not above napping in public. ** Someone … Continue reading →
** Mornings love me WAY more than I love them. ** This week’s heat wave has made being a nudist seem a whole lot more appealing. ** I get more stupid with every other Facebook post I read. ** If … Continue reading →
** Shoveling snow by hand should be followed by a massage. And possibly a lobotomy. ** The past several days have been like tantric sex. Minus the sex part. ** If I ever need a good giggle, I turn to … Continue reading →
** I don’t fit into an elementary school desk quite like I did back in the day. ** “Pocket Frogs” for the iPhone has totally possessed my kids. ** Dark chocolate has totally possessed me. ** Charlie Sheen finally realized … Continue reading →
Last night I took the kids to visit a childhood friend of mine. She lives way out in the country, and let’s just say that I’m not the best when it comes to directions. I was very proud of myself … Continue reading →