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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Girls and drama go together like humidity and swass. ** Try as I may, I just don’t have the moves like Jagger. ** It’s best to look at the toilet seat before sitting down, at least in my house … Continue reading

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The Aftermath of the Sleepover

My kids are getting to that dreaded age where every flippin’ weekend they beg for a sleepover.  As soon as school gets out on Friday, they start hittin’ me up for a party in their pj’s.  And I don’t know … Continue reading

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Too Much Drama For This Here Mama

If Hollywood’s looking for some new dramatic talent, then they should TOTALLY have come to my twins’ birthday party over the weekend.  They would’ve hit the flippin’ jackpot, people, let me just tell ya.  Cause fill a room with a … Continue reading

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Maybe My Parents Knew What They Were Doing

Remember when you were growing up and you said you’d never ever do to your own children the things your parents did to you?  Perhaps it was a vow you made to yourself in the midst of snot and tears … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Candy corn disappears faster than wine in my house.  (And that’s FAST!!!) ** My allergies can seriously suck it. ** Little girls and drama go together like hookers and high heels. ** It’s called a “hot” glue gun for … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Whoever invented “New Math” is an asshole. ** Parents should get a big friggin’ cut of their kid’s lemonade stand profits.  Just sayin’. ** It’s Friday the 13th, so I should probably watch out for tall, creepy men wearing … Continue reading

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