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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** An Eskimo is something I could never ever be. ** You know it’s cold when the geese are saying “Let’s get the HELL outta here!!!!” as they fly overhead. ** I need a restraining order for the insomnia that … Continue reading

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We Have A Winner!

So you may recall my temporary moment of insanity last week when I announced a giveaway contest in which one lucky winner would receive a $30 Target gift card and his/her choice of a Nucking Futs Mama t-shirt or hat.  … Continue reading

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Things I've Learned This Week

** I need to start turning tricks on the corner to pay for all this end of the school year crap. ** If it looks like pink eye, it probably is. ** Injecting crazy amounts of shit into your lips … Continue reading

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