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Goatdog and the Pizza Guy Incident

Most of you know by now that our Goatdog is one crazy son of a bitch (literally — cause, you know, he’s a DOG).  He’s body-slammed himself through a glass door, eaten my kitchen chairs, and taken a giant dump … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I wish my brain shut off as easily when I try to go to sleep as it does when I try to help my kids with their homework. ** Exhaustion is just NOT a good look on me. ** Dioramas are … Continue reading

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Somebody Stop Me Before I Get A Damn Puppy

I don’t know whether I’ve lost my mind or if my ovaries are bored, but lately, I’ve had both babies AND puppies on the brain.  Now I know that deep down, I don’t REALLY want to go back to that … Continue reading

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If It SMELLS Like Poo, It Probably IS Poo

_______________________________________________________________ Goatdog continues to amaze me with the ridiculously crazy things he chooses to eat. Lately, he’s munched on everything from aluminum foil to snotty Kleenex’s.  The more disgusting the item, the more appetizing it is to him.  And the … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Just hearing the word “lice” makes my head itch. ** A freight train accompanied by a brass marching band would be quieter than my children. ** Halloween decorations make me happy. ** Sun-baked dog poop is anything but easy … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** My to -do list is in kahoots with Mother Nature to see who can drive me the batshit craziest. •• Think VERY long and hard before letting a dog lick you in the face. ** I gave birth to … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** There’s no business like variety show business. ** My brain’s stuck in slow motion. ** Daylight Savings Time has totally rocked our world.  And NOT in a good way. ** Swussy, Swass, Switties, Swalls, & Swenis can result when … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Farting on me is apparently highly entertaining. ** My daughter is on a mission for me to go out and “buy” a baby. ** It’s all fun and games till a slobbery dog toy lands in your salad. ** … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** This household is a little too obsessed with man parts. ** Starbucks is calling their new XXL size a “Trenta” cause “big ass cup” would’ve been too easy. ** The American Girl store has completely brainwashed my daughter. ** … Continue reading

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Things That Are Bullshit

If you’ve been riding my crazy train for any length of time, you know by now that I’m a big fan of making lists.  I don’t know why, but I feel like I’m accomplishing something just by creating them.  So, … Continue reading

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