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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Jet lag is not really the vacation souvenir I had in mind. ** Even the eyes in the back of my head have bags underneath them. ** Just because there’s a bandwagon does not mean you have to jump … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Winter is officially “over” — and I’ll believe it when I see it. ** The Tooth Fairy’s gonna have to start leaving IOU’s if my twins don’t go to bed earlier at night. ** Just because you have a … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I’m not good at getting lucky. ** Child labor is more expensive than it used to be. ** A little piece of me dies every time people “REPLY ALL” to a group email. ** I could buy my kids 10,000 … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** If I looked like David Beckham, I’d be naked ALL the time. ** I’m a firm Belieber that Justin needs a big ol’ time out. ** Scooping dog turds in the frigid air should earn one a reward of … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Trying to get my kids to organize their rooms is like trying to get a dog to scoop his own poop. ** I wish somebody would jump to make me dinner whenever I say I’m hungry. ** Every time I go … Continue reading

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The Murder & Resurrection of Raggedy Ann

I love to pass down to my daughter things that I used to have when I was a little girl. It’s like I’m sharing a tiny piece of my history with her.  For example, she has my old baby ring … Continue reading

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The Poop and the Fan

In my house, the poop and the fan need no introduction.  They are quite familiar with each other, especially when my husband is out of town.  Because that’s precisely the time that things tend to go very wrong.  And usually, … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** It’s too bad “Dexter“ didn’t have an alternative ending to make up for the super sucky one they showed us last Sunday night. ** I keep waving the white flag, but nobody seems to notice. ** When you look like … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Apparently, hormones, cramps, and child birth weren’t enough, so we have night sweats to add to all the fun. ** Goatdog likes Mammaw so much that he wants to eat her. ** SOMEDAY I’ll be able to work on my … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** School REALLY needs to start.  Cause my patience has left the building. ** The smell of an amusement park is a compilation of B.O., grease, and ass. ** I’m not buying what Lindsay Lohan is selling. ** Kids only … Continue reading

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