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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** June somehow pulled a giant disappearing act on us. ** The more laundry I have to fold, the more I dream about becoming a nudist family. ** Tim Howard is a modern-day Superman. ** Sleepovers involve pretty much everything … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** If I looked like David Beckham, I’d be naked ALL the time. ** I’m a firm Belieber that Justin needs a big ol’ time out. ** Scooping dog turds in the frigid air should earn one a reward of … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I could open a wig shop with all the hair in the drain. ** The cooler weather’s giving me that “Holy-Crap-My-Twins-Have-No-Pants-That-Fit-Them” feeling. ** Every now and again, you’ve gotta call the Grammar Police on YOURSELF. ** I am without … Continue reading

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Germs Be Gone!!!!!!

You see these little germy bastards right here? These little bastards have totally invaded my home over the past couple of weeks.  First it was my husband, then my daughter, then me, and then my daughter once again.  And for … Continue reading

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Tell-Tale Signs of Parenthood

Like it or not, there are certain indicators that announce to the world that you, my friend, are a parent.  Some of them are subtle, and some of them are lit up like Times freaking Square.  And rather than deny … Continue reading

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