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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Trying to get my kids to organize their rooms is like trying to get a dog to scoop his own poop. ** I wish somebody would jump to make me dinner whenever I say I’m hungry. ** Every time I go … Continue reading

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The Dreaded Sex Talk

Birds do it.  Bees do it.  And God knows WE sure do it.  But unfortunately for me, it looks like I’m gonna have to talk to my kids about HOW we do it.  (Well, not every little gory detail, of … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I most certainly did NOT inherit my mom’s hair-braiding skills. ** Apparently, Gap Kids sells husky-sized skinny jeans.  Anybody else confused? ** Winter can kiss my lily-white patootie. ** However, the thought of the approaching swimsuit season scares the … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Shoveling snow by hand should be followed by a massage.  And possibly a lobotomy. ** The past several days have been like tantric sex.  Minus the sex part. ** If I ever need a good giggle, I turn to … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Projectile t.v. = yes!  Projectile vomit = not so much. ** I’d pretty much give my left arm for a nap. ** You know you married the right person when he’s willing to roll up his sleeves at 3 … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I’m the only one here that seems to know that the floor is not a trash can. ** Shrinky Dinks may be the dumbest art project ever invented. ** I really don’t need to know WHY there’s a streak … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The self-checkout lanes at the grocery store are no place for morons. ** Wednesday evening was evidently “Be An Asshole” night at my house.  (I didn’t get the memo.) ** It’s impossible NOT to smile when you see a … Continue reading

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A Free Box of Pasta? Uh, Yes, Please!

I don’t know about you, but finding something that my entire family will eat is about as easy as finding a cure for cancer.  And to find something they’ll gobble up that is also healthy?  Well, that would be like … Continue reading

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It’s Nice to Not Feel Like a Doormat For a Change

Every now and then my family totally and completely surprises me.  Just when I’ve had it up to here and have all but bought a one-way ticket to Timbuktu for myself, they go and do something really nice to show … Continue reading

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The Three Hour Ban

          Last night I came milliseconds away from driving down and checking my own damn self into the cuckoo’s nest.  It was one of THOSE nights, where I wanted to throw open the front door of my … Continue reading

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