Tag Archives: December

Things I’ve Learned This Week

** ‘Tis the season to feel like a walking ATM. ** If you’re a fan of torturing yourself, I highly recommend going to the mall two weekends before Christmas. ** We need to bring nap time back (for me, not … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The weatherman seems to be telling us all to go back to our warm beds until April. ** It would be AWESOME if I was the octopus my children seem to think I am. ** When you tell your husband … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Those sneaky Mayans were totally effing with us all along.  I knew it!!!! ** December is one giant money suck. ** Our Elf on the Shelf would be a lot more welcome here if he wrapped presents and actually … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** All I want for Christmas is a personal chef.  And a bigger bank account to pay for the personal chef. ** Those inflatable lawn Santas look so sad and hungover during the daytime. ** A sick kid at home … Continue reading

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Happy Holidays, A-holes!

Ah, it’s the holiday season — that magical time of the year when you wanna sip hot cocoa by the fire and shove people outta the way for a deal on a flat-screened t.v.  Cause let’s be real, y’all.  December … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** ‘Tis the season to be an asshole.  Apparently. ** I am not the Energizer Bunny. ** The Elf on the Shelf might very well be my nemesis. ** Anything that’s lost is very likely at the bottom of my … Continue reading

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Holiday Headaches

          This time of the year is truly one of my absolute favorites.  I love the traditions, I love the family time, and I especially love the excited smiles on my kids’ faces.  However, there are some … Continue reading

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