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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The reinforcements¬†are apparently not showing up any time soon. ** If I had a dollar for every time I’ve answered the “Why do I HAVE to take a shower?” question, I’d be one rich bitch. ** My husband’s so … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Living next door to construction is like having an earthquake as your neighbor. ** I don’t know who’s more excited when there’s no homework — the kids or me. ** Danica Patrick “pole position” jokes are plentiful when my … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Arnold Schwarzenegger clearly has diarrhea of the mouth.¬† And a penis for a brain. ** It’s a tie between the dog, the kids and the husband as to who is the messiest. ** I’m starting to think I live … Continue reading

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Hubby + Hangover = Worthless to Me

So my husband is in the process of planning a Vegas bachelor party for his best friend this summer. And if history has taught me anything, it’s that I shouldn’t plan for him to be good for a damn thing … Continue reading

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