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Something’s Gotta Give

As a parent, we’re often so used to running on autopilot that we rarely ever even stop to think about why we’re doing something.  We just continue to do it mindlessly, day after day after day.  Take, for instance, the … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Projectile t.v. = yes!  Projectile vomit = not so much. ** I’d pretty much give my left arm for a nap. ** You know you married the right person when he’s willing to roll up his sleeves at 3 … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The time change is making me think I’m late to everything.  (O.k., so later than usual). ** My town has already put up its Christmas decorations.  So we can now eat our Halloween candy under the mistletoe. ** After … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** As predicted, back-to-school has totally kicked my ass up and down and all around. ** Always trust your gut.  Unless it’s telling you to eat a dozen donuts. ** My daughter’s wreck of a room looks like a junk … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Octomom doing porn is the same as an old man doing naked jumping jacks — NOBODY wants to see that shit!!!!! ** Hearing your kids tell you that you’re beautiful is one of the greatest perks of parenting. ** … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** If I ever turn up missing, a vineyard in Sonoma is most likely where you’ll find me. ** My daughter thinks I was born in 1818.  Seriously, she asked if that was my birth year.  WTF?! ** Entirely too … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** These people are driving me nuts. And by people, I mean my family. ** Holiday shoppers are complete assholes. ** My to-do list is evidently not gonna write itself. ** It’s also not going to do itself either. ** … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** If I’m still gonna get zits like I did when I was 16, then I want my ass to look like it did when I was 16. ** I could never ever live in a cave. ** Being the … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Farting on me is apparently highly entertaining. ** My daughter is on a mission for me to go out and “buy” a baby. ** It’s all fun and games till a slobbery dog toy lands in your salad. ** … Continue reading

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Project Hoarder

While I was away a couple of weekends ago, my husband decided he was going to conduct “Project Hoarder” with my daughter, bless his naive little soul.  Yes, you see, the child’s room had slowly turned into the world’s biggest … Continue reading

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