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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Next year, I really need some elves, dammit. ** My twins now have nicer phones than I do.  Thanks, Santa. ** Candlelight church services with kids make me ten kinds of nervous. ** If you wanna see a parade … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** People still haven’t figured out that antlers on your car scream “Jackass on Board.” ** Screw the fake.  I miss having a real Christmas tree. ** Gray hairs are a total smack in the face.  (As if I need … Continue reading

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