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Freaky Furby
You know how you had that one toy in your bedroom as a kid that kinda creeped you out once your parents turned out the lights and tucked you in for the night? Mine was a clown who I swear … Continue reading →
Things I’ve Learned This Week
** Santa needs to be A LOT more organized next year. ** I may never see my son again now that Wii U is hooked up in the basement. ** Goatdog REALLY likes to open presents. Especially ones that don’t … Continue reading →
Things I’ve Learned This Week
** Those sneaky Mayans were totally effing with us all along. I knew it!!!! ** December is one giant money suck. ** Our Elf on the Shelf would be a lot more welcome here if he wrapped presents and actually … Continue reading →
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Tagged bedtime, cards, Christmas, December, Elf on the Shelf, family, holiday, kids, Mayans, media, moms, money, motherhood, parenting, shower, weather
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Things I’ve Learned This Week
** All I want for Christmas is a personal chef. And a bigger bank account to pay for the personal chef. ** Those inflatable lawn Santas look so sad and hungover during the daytime. ** A sick kid at home … Continue reading →
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Tagged bathtub, children, Christmas, cookies, December, dog, family, holiday, kids, mail, moms, motherhood, parenting, personal chef, Santa, telemarketer, video games
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Happy Holidays, A-holes!
Ah, it’s the holiday season — that magical time of the year when you wanna sip hot cocoa by the fire and shove people outta the way for a deal on a flat-screened t.v. Cause let’s be real, y’all. December … Continue reading →
Things I’ve Learned This Week
** ‘Tis the season to be an asshole. Apparently. ** I am not the Energizer Bunny. ** The Elf on the Shelf might very well be my nemesis. ** Anything that’s lost is very likely at the bottom of my … Continue reading →
The True Meaning of Christmas
As a kid, it’s hard to see the big, wide world outside your own tiny bubble of existence. (Heck, it’s not easy even as an adult sometimes!) That’s why I’ve made it my mission to try to teach my kids … Continue reading →
Things I’ve Learned This Week
** The time change is making me think I’m late to everything. (O.k., so later than usual). ** My town has already put up its Christmas decorations. So we can now eat our Halloween candy under the mistletoe. ** After … Continue reading →
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Tagged candy, Christmas, cleaning, Daylight Savings, Donald Trump, election, grocery store, Halloween, kids, motherhood, Sesame Street, winter
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Things I’ve Learned This Week
** Once again, I have no desire to go out and get all crazy on New Year’s Eve. (I’d rather do it the night BEFORE New Year’s Eve.) ** Christmas cookies seriously kicked my ass this year. ** Trying to … Continue reading →
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Tagged bunk bed, Christmas, cookies, dog, family, holidays, kids, motherhood, new year's, trash, video games
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Is the Jig REALLY Up?
Remember that story a few weeks ago when we lost the mother fucking Elf on the Shelf, and I was all panicked that it might be the last Christmas for believing in Santa in my household? Well, it saddens me … Continue reading →
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Tagged beliefs, childhood, Christmas, cookies, holiday, innocence, kids, magic, motherhood, parenting, presents, Santa, school, traditions
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