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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I’ve seen no less than 14,789 people dump ice over their heads throughout the past few days. ** Being the adult is often times way harder than being the kid. ** It may very well STILL be forgotten even … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** All I want for Christmas is a personal chef.  And a bigger bank account to pay for the personal chef. ** Those inflatable lawn Santas look so sad and hungover during the daytime. ** A sick kid at home … Continue reading

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Mother’s Day Expectations (Or Lack Thereof….)

So I’m pretty sure we all know by now that this weekend is Mother’s Day.  If you don’t then you must be living under a very large rock because every other commercial on t.v. is persuading you to buy this … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I REALLY need to look where I step in this house, especially when barefoot. ** The dog thinks he’s a trash compactor. ** I need to hide my dark chocolate from the babysitters. ** Video games are apparently more … Continue reading

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Hippity Hop History

For the past couple of days, I’ve been wondering how in the world the whole Easter bunny concept came to be and what the hell eggs have to do with a rabbit!  It’s pretty amazing that no one ever seems … Continue reading

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The Right To Remain Silent

Do you ever have those mornings where you just want to yell “SHUT THE HELL UP!” at the top of your lungs?  Well, that would be today for me.  I am not typically a morning person anyway, so silence is … Continue reading

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Splish Splash

This is pretty much the first year that my twins are actually able to swim completely on their own.  My husband took them to our gym all winter long to practice in the indoor pool, and now, they are truly … Continue reading

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It's a Bird! It's a Plane! It's Super-Box!

I don’t know what it is with kids and cardboard boxes, but my kids could literally spend an entire day happily playing with nothing but a 4×4 box. Every time I get a package in the mail, they beg me … Continue reading

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Please Don't Fast-Forward My Kids

I could not believe my eyes when I found an actual “homework” packet in my twins’ backpacks yesterday.  The teachers feel that since first grade is fast approaching, these kindergarteners need to get in the habit of doing homework every … Continue reading

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My Rock Star Moment

Coming home from any vacation is never easy, much less a child-free one. Talk about being thrown right back to the wolves!  There is absolutely no recovery time built in whatsoever.  That first blast of cold air in the face … Continue reading

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