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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Mother Nature seems to have Chicago and San Francisco confused. ** Every time I go to CVS, the receipt is longer than the Great Wall of China. ** Some of us just aren’t cut out for high heels.  (Like … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The world needs more creative photobombers. ** If you drive like Mario Andretti through a parking lot full of kids, you’re a giant jackass. ** Winter is apparently going to last until next winter. ** An unidentifiable smell in … Continue reading

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Suck It, Mother Nature

I’d always thought that Mother Nature and I kind of had a connection — you know with the whole “mother” thing and all.  But I’m really starting to think that she’s falsely assumed her title because no mama in her … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** If I looked like David Beckham, I’d be naked ALL the time. ** I’m a firm Belieber that Justin needs a big ol’ time out. ** Scooping dog turds in the frigid air should earn one a reward of … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** It takes me three WEEKS to recover from three NIGHTS of going out. ** If you’re ever questioning your parenting abilities, turning on “Mommy Dearest” will make you feel like Mother of the Century. ** I really wish my … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The reinforcements are apparently not showing up any time soon. ** If I had a dollar for every time I’ve answered the “Why do I HAVE to take a shower?” question, I’d be one rich bitch. ** My husband’s so … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Spilled wine is WAY worse than spilled milk. ** The DMV is truly a vast sea of weirdness. ** Turning 29 again wasn’t so bad after all. ** We evidently need to start lining up in two’s to board … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The longer you watch t.v. at night, the stupider the commercials get. ** North Korea needs a giant chill pill. ** I seriously hate sleepovers. ** It’s not so bad to be poked by a hot doctor. ** Rick … Continue reading

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Girls’ Night Out Gone Wrong

This past weekend, some girlfriends and I had organized a fun night out in downtown Chicago.  No husbands, no kids, just us girls kickin’ it in the city.  Unfortunately, though, our whole night was planned around a godforsaken musical that … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Bras and humidity go together about as well as politicians and honesty. ** 7:30 AM is way too early for drama. ** It wouldn’t surprise me in the least if my kids’ heads spun around while they spit green … Continue reading

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