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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I might be a bit biased, but I’m pretty sure if I was in sixth grade, I’d wanna be friends with my kids. ** Apparently the floor is the best place to hang coats and towels. ** Garage sales … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I am totally addicted to selling crap on virtual garage sale sites. ** Finding a CLEAN gas station bathroom is like finding a unicorn. ** Carpool duty should be immediately followed by wine. ** Eating with a jock cup … Continue reading

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End of the School Year Madness

Maybe it’s just me, but the end of the school year always seems to bring with it a boatload of unwanted stress.  Finding a “place” for all the papers that are sent home, trying not to drown in the flood … Continue reading

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Happy Birthday to Me

Cue the red carpet, marching band, and fireworks, y’all, cause today is my birthday! Yippee!  But let’s be real here, people — I’m a mom, and we all know what that means. I’ll be schlepping screaming kids from Point A … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I wish my brain shut off as easily when I try to go to sleep as it does when I try to help my kids with their homework. ** Exhaustion is just NOT a good look on me. ** Dioramas are … Continue reading

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Milking the Moment

  With life constantly throwing reminders at me that my kids are, in fact, growing up (cell phones, sleepovers, bike riding to school — EEK!), I often get swept up in the everyday craziness of just trying to keep up … Continue reading

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Eavesdropping: One of the Few Benefits of Driving Carpool

When I’m driving around a carpool of screaming ten-year-old girls, it’s sometimes hard not to wanna drive the car straight into Lake Michigan.  Seriously, these girls are capable of some severe damage to one’s hearing (not to mention one’s sanity). … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I have approximately 0% of my time to dedicate to writing anymore. ** When someone says, “You look tired“, what they’re really saying is, “You look like shit.” ** For some reason, sitting around doing nothing all day makes … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I guess I accidentally skipped a week of keeping track of what I’ve learned.  Oopsy. ** The beach is truly my happy place. ** Soap operas really are unnecessary when you can just read your Facebook feed. ** Some … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Hormones can bite me. ** The world needs a lot less know-it-all’s and a lot more chill pills. ** Sometimes it’s just easier to pretend like my house ISN’T a giant wreck of a mess. ** Paula Deen saying, … Continue reading

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