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Suburban Roller Coaster

As overly cautious as we are about protecting our children these days, it’s a wonder any of us survived our own childhoods of yesteryear.  Heck, many of us probably rode home from the hospital on our moms’ laps IN THE … Continue reading

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Slug Buggin’

Do you ever catch yourself riding along in the car obliviously bopping along to the “Toy Story” soundtrack even though your kids aren’t even with you?  Or do you sometimes find yourself staring endlessly at Spongebob on the t.v. screen … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Motherhood = taking your first shower of the day at midnight (IF you’re lucky….) ** Tornado warnings surprisingly do not freak out my kids. ** Although it’s been hazy, there’s definitely been nothing lazy about summer so far. ** … Continue reading

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Driving Me Crazy

As my kids have gotten older, road trips have definitely become much easier (minus, of course, the occasional motion sickness puke).  Thank God, I no longer have to change shitty diapers in the backseat or figure out how to keep … Continue reading

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Mercedes in Real Life

In preparation for our upcoming cross-country Twitter-fueled road trip to Dallas, @Hoo_dee_Hoo and I have been trying to find ways to inspire our peeps to interact with us more.  One thing we’ve been doing is challenging our supporters to find … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** This household is a little too obsessed with man parts. ** Starbucks is calling their new XXL size a “Trenta” cause “big ass cup” would’ve been too easy. ** The American Girl store has completely brainwashed my daughter. ** … Continue reading

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Brain Farts

Lately, I’ve been having even more brain farts than usual. I know — that’s probably hard to believe, huh? Well, it’s actually very true. You see, I’ve recently worn my thong sideways, put the orange juice in the pantry, and … Continue reading

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Just Left Of Lost

          You know how some people just have an inherently good sense of direction?  And you know how other people get lost four doors down from their own freaking house on their own freaking street?  Well I … Continue reading

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