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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Homework is making me wanna stick my head in the oven.  On convection. ** My children are certainly not winning any awards for getting ready for bed quickly. ** I really don’t give a crap what the fox says. … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I may or may not know something about the lack of Kit Kat’s in our Halloween candy stash. ** Costumes should really be a part of every day. ** Pumpkin guts smell ten kinds of funky. ** Holidays should … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Complete strangers REALLY like to tell me the whole story of their lives, regardless of how horrifically TMI it might be. ** The “Mind Blowing Science Kit” is clearly an outside toy.  Ugh. ** I apparently can’t watch a school … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I might very well be the most unorganized person on the earth. ** Bite-sized candies can kiss (but not stick to) my ass. ** The only person who hates homework more than my son is me. ** Kids can … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The words “health” and “care” go together like oil and water. ** I need a Fat Tuesday rain check. ** If you cough in an airport, people think you have the bubonic plague. ** The Fannie May candy store … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** My kids think Santa can make ANYTHING, which means that I am totally and completely SCREWED. ** “Customer” and “service” are two words that, sadly, don’t belong together anymore. ** Static electricity is a very unfortunate side effect of … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The time change is making me think I’m late to everything.  (O.k., so later than usual). ** My town has already put up its Christmas decorations.  So we can now eat our Halloween candy under the mistletoe. ** After … Continue reading

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Halloween 2011 Recap

Once again one of my very favorite holidays has passed me by faster than I could say, “Boo!“  Yes, Halloween has come and gone and left me with a massive candy overdose.  I seriously don’t think I’ll be able to … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Recovery time from the weekend is much much longer than it used to be. ** I should just hand out money to trick-or-treaters as much as candy costs these days. ** School pick up in the rain is about … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I don’t do pumpkin guts. ** Retail stores are more than ready to shove Christmas down our throats. ** My son does everything but EAT during lunch time. ** Being on time is totally overrated. ** Sesame Pretzel Crisps … Continue reading

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