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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Just hearing the word “lice” makes my head itch. ** A freight train accompanied by a brass marching band would be quieter than my children. ** Halloween decorations make me happy. ** Sun-baked dog poop is anything but easy … Continue reading

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Will Sleep For Money

          I’m sure you’ve heard that saying, “Who peed in your coffee this morning?”  Well, yesterday, I was wondering who peed in my daughter’s Cocoa Puffs.  The child seriously must’ve woken up on the wrong side of the bed … Continue reading

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Cut It Out!

     I had to take my kids for haircuts yesterday, which were long overdue.  We always go to one of those salons for kids, you know, where they sell boatloads of toys to terrorize and torture parents into buying … Continue reading

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