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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** My house is a revolving door of loud, screeching short people.  (And I kind of love it.) ** Wearing a dress AND a bra all in one day is quite an accomplishment. ** Apparently, finding a random object like a screwdriver … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Not realizing your sports bra is too small until halfway into your run is nothing short of sucky. ** It took me way too ‘cussing‘ long to appreciate the awesomeness of “The Fantastic Mr.Fox.” ** Kids are a zillion … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** My ass is sure not a fan of sitting for six or more hours at a time. ** Grocery shopping on the eve of any given holiday is for masochists and crazy people. ** A giant cardboard box is … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** If it’s breakable, there’s a damn good chance that I’m gonna drop it. ** The autocorrect on my iPhone clearly does not know me by now. ** Kim Kardashian’s engagement ring is almost as big as her ass. ** … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** It is possible for your brain to sweat. ** Humidity and bras simply do not go together. ** Grasshoppers are not a hair accessory. ** Hi, my name is Nucking Futs Mama, and I’m a costume jewelry-aholic. ** M&M’s … Continue reading

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Things I've Learned This Week

** I need to start turning tricks on the corner to pay for all this end of the school year crap. ** If it looks like pink eye, it probably is. ** Injecting crazy amounts of shit into your lips … Continue reading

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