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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** It’s July.  Really?  And here I thought it was still May…. ** I should never ever try to pick out a friend’s birthday card when my kids are with me. ** I have mastered the art of pretending to … Continue reading

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Things I've Learned This Week

** Summer break is the equivalent of a homefront civil war. ** August is a REALLY long way away. ** Babysitters make everything better. ** If I had a penis, it would be a “ginormous” one, according to my son … Continue reading

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Things I've Learned This Week

** Judgmental moms can suck it. ** My kids coined the phrase, “Save the drama for your mama.” ** Fingernail clippings do NOT belong on the kitchen table. ** Dirt floors would better serve this household. ** If a door … Continue reading

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