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One Man’s Rubber Ball Is Another Man’s Treasure

My son is certainly not afraid to go against the grain. If he thinks something is cool, he’s gonna rock it out without giving a rat’s ass what other people think of him. Hell, the kid even carried a purse … Continue reading

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Boys Will Be Boys

There’s something about putting two young boys together that often leads to no good.  Their little brains start thinking of all the wack-a-doodle things they can get themselves into, and suddenly, you have a problem on your hands.  This dangerous … Continue reading

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Chew On This

          Trying to get my son to keep his hands or his clothing out of his mouth is like trying to keep a man from touching his johnson.  It’s a constant uphill battle that I don’t seem … Continue reading

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Penis Overload

     I swear, if it’s not all about the poop in my house, then it’s all about the penis.  Even with the gender ratio being split right down the middle, the focus still seems to be primarily on the … Continue reading

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The Playground

          The fourth day of school, and I’m already visiting the principal’s office with my son.  Is it really gonna be THAT kind of a year?! Apparently, there was an “incident” on the playground yesterday, and my … Continue reading

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Not Ready to Fly

           I really don’t think I could ever be a mama bird.  I could just never see myself pushing my kids out of the nest whether they’re ready to fly or not. How do those women live … Continue reading

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My Son, The Flirt

      So it seems that my daughter is not the only one who is learning how to flirt these days.  Lately, my son is also getting in on the action. All of a sudden, he’s looking at the girls … Continue reading

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Bullseye

I have a rule in our house, which I really don’t think is so difficult to follow. It is simply this:  “If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie.”  Now for the females, it is … Continue reading

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Must Be a Guy Thing

What is it with boys and their penises?  My son seems to constantly have his hand on his johnson (as my husband calls it).  First thing in the morning and last thing at night, his hand somehow finds its favorite … Continue reading

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