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Bite Your Tongue (Or Not)

For the love of Pete, is it too much to ask for just ONE friggin’ dull moment??!!  Now don’t get me wrong — I love my nucking futty life and wouldn’t trade it for anything in this world, but damn, … Continue reading

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This Little Piggy

I swear that drama follows me around like a damn shadow.  And no, I am definitely not a drama queen.  In fact, I rather like dull moments.  Unfortunately, though, we don’t seem to have many of those around here, and … Continue reading

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The Clit Cut

          My husband often tells me that he is so incredibly thankful that he’s not a woman, considering all the upkeep we females put ourselves through to look good.  Let’s take bikini area maintenance for example.  Men … Continue reading

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The Party's Over

     Thanks to Mother Nature, we had to change our 4th of July BBQ to a 5th of July BBQ.  Postponing the festivities turned out to be a very smart move, because the weather yesterday could not have been … Continue reading

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Bite Me

           I absolutely LOVE summer!  I love going to the beach, wearing flip flops, and hanging out in the backyard with the kids.  One thing, however, that goes along hand in hand with summer is the invasion … Continue reading

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