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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** EVERY day should be Mother’s Day.  Because obviously. ** Donald Sterling makes me feel a whole lot better about the bags under my eyes. ** You know you’re in for a shit storm when your dog eats five squares … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Judging from Beyonce, Manti T’eo, and Lance Armstrong, fake things apparently happen in threes. ** The media sure knows how to beat a news story to death. ** My ass is eternally grateful for the genius who invented seat … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Skinny celebrities who say they get their cardio by “chasing their kids around” are more full of shit than my backyard. ** I don’t have a few new leaves to turn over — I have a whole damn PILE. … Continue reading

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