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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Short weeks make you feel like every day is Friday. ** They also make you angry to find out that every day is not, in fact, Friday. ** I’ve totally forgotten what the sun even looks like. ** Apparently … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** My house is a revolving door of loud, screeching short people.  (And I kind of love it.) ** Wearing a dress AND a bra all in one day is quite an accomplishment. ** Apparently, finding a random object like a screwdriver … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** It takes a village.  To raise a husband. ** The world is way too incredibly full of itself. ** Surprisingly, it’s been 20 years since OJ got away with murder. ** The ONLY thing that should make a duck … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Parting your hair on the opposite side feels like wearing your shoes on the opposite feet. ** Siri evidently hates me. ** When your boy/girl twins share a bathroom, your son may very well end up taking a bath … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The mayor of Toronto is a walking Saturday Night Live skit. ** Accidentally leaving bags in the bottom of your grocery cart really really sucks, especially during a tornado warning. ** According to what my daughter told her friend, she’s running … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Homework is making me wanna stick my head in the oven.  On convection. ** My children are certainly not winning any awards for getting ready for bed quickly. ** I really don’t give a crap what the fox says. … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I may or may not know something about the lack of Kit Kat’s in our Halloween candy stash. ** Costumes should really be a part of every day. ** Pumpkin guts smell ten kinds of funky. ** Holidays should … Continue reading

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Busted!

Until you become an adult, you never really understand that your parents really WERE looking out for your best interests when you were a kid.  As much as you thought they were unfair and totally out to ruin your life, … Continue reading

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The Murder & Resurrection of Raggedy Ann

I love to pass down to my daughter things that I used to have when I was a little girl. It’s like I’m sharing a tiny piece of my history with her.  For example, she has my old baby ring … Continue reading

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The Poop and the Fan

In my house, the poop and the fan need no introduction.  They are quite familiar with each other, especially when my husband is out of town.  Because that’s precisely the time that things tend to go very wrong.  And usually, … Continue reading

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