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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I am an extremely underpaid entertainment coordinator. ** Nobody wins when Mama oversleeps on a school day. ** You really can’t watch the Magic Mike XXL trailer too many times. ** The quickest way for me to fall asleep is … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Cramps and mammograms are just two of the many perks (*ahem*)  of being a woman. ** I’d rather be a wrinkled mess than pull out an iron. ** Kids and husbands have very selective hearing. ** Getting in bed … Continue reading

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Thundershirt My Ass

Our dog has earned many a nickname in his three years with the family — Goatdog, asshole, jackass, dick.  But the one name that kinda surprises me (especially given the fact that he body slammed himself through the friggin’ front … Continue reading

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The Night Our Bed Collapsed

I honestly don’t know why, but weird, stupid happenings seem to follow me around like a really bad habit.  Yet another case in point?  Our freaking bed fell completely apart on Sunday night.  And I swear to Rod Serling that … Continue reading

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Spooning Is For Newlyweds

You know how when you first got married, you loved to be all close to your other half even when you slept?  Remember how you used to snuggle up as close as humanly possible and wedge together like it was … Continue reading

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The “Pink” Elephant in the Bed

My kids have never been big snugglers.  As much as I’ve wanted them to crawl into my bed, snuggle up and fall fast asleep next to me, they just never have.  They wiggle, they giggle, they kick, and they poke … Continue reading

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Sick Days, My Ass

Sick days? Yeah, unfortunately, those don’t really exist in my line of work. So, when I go down for the count like I have the past couple of days, it’s just not pretty. Not pretty at all. Nope, I still … Continue reading

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Sleeping With The Enemy

     You know how satisfying it is to collapse into your comfy, cozy bed after a long, hard week of chasing around little people here and there and everywhere?  You know how much you savor each and every second … Continue reading

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