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The Banana Boat Ride

As a parent, I’ve often found myself doing things that I wouldn’t dream of doing on my own free will —  cleaning poop off a wall, catching puke with my bare hands, dining at a germ-infested Chuck E. Cheese.  But … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** A backyard campout for the kids is so much more fun when it’s in someone else’s backyard. ** Facebook should really be called “Bragbook“. ** If looks could kill, then the REALLY loud lady on her cell phone at my nail … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The end-of-the-school-year craziness must surely subtract five years off a mom’s life. ** I am sooooooooo done with the packing of the lunches. ** Stressed-out is not one of my finer looks. ** Gossip spreads WAY faster than actual … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Complete strangers REALLY like to tell me the whole story of their lives, regardless of how horrifically TMI it might be. ** The “Mind Blowing Science Kit” is clearly an outside toy.  Ugh. ** I apparently can’t watch a school … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Apparently, hormones, cramps, and child birth weren’t enough, so we have night sweats to add to all the fun. ** Goatdog likes Mammaw so much that he wants to eat her. ** SOMEDAY I’ll be able to work on my … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I guess I accidentally skipped a week of keeping track of what I’ve learned.  Oopsy. ** The beach is truly my happy place. ** Soap operas really are unnecessary when you can just read your Facebook feed. ** Some … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Mother’s Day should really be Mother’s Weekend. ** My brain is on MAJOR end-of-the-school-year overload. ** Warm weather just makes ya wanna eat ice cream.  (Or is that just me?) ** Some people should really reconsider making sex tapes. … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Santa needs to be A LOT more organized next year. ** I may never see my son again now that Wii U is hooked up in the basement. ** Goatdog REALLY likes to open presents.  Especially ones that don’t … Continue reading

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Things I Learned on our Family Vacation

__________________________________________________________ ** Seeing his grandma in the buff apparently doesn’t phase my son in the least. ** Hot flashes and sea sickness don’t mix well with a pirate ship cruise. ** And just because it’s a “pirate” cruise does not … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Someone should come up with a Beano for brain farts. ** Motherhood is no place for migraines. ** Our water bill’s gonna be $10,000 this month, thanks to my son’s obsession with the hose. ** Nothing, and I do … Continue reading

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