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The Bag of Poo

Sometimes kids can seriously do the sweetest little things.  They can draw you a picture, write you a note, or pick you a flower (even if it IS only a dandelion).  It’s the little things like these that make you … Continue reading

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Kid Denial

Why is it that kids will do just about anything in their capacity not to admit to certain things?  It’s like they’d rather be attacked by a pack of angry trolls than to state the obvious.  I don’t know about … Continue reading

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Did I Say That?

There are many phrases that instantaneously fly out of my mouth at this point in my life that I never ever thought I’d hear.  And yeah, I blame it ALL on parenting.  Cause kids?  They just constantly do weird shit.  … Continue reading

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To Hell With Housekeeping

Lately I’ve been contemplating whether to just give up on the whole housecleaning thing altogether. I mean, let’s be honest, no one in my family really gives a rat’s ass if the dishes are all piled up or if they … Continue reading

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No Holdin' Back

At what point in our development do we actually start giving a shit what other people think about us? I often find myself a little envious of kids and their ability to just say and do whatever they’re feeling without … Continue reading

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The Glass Explosion

     Ever have one of those moments where you realize how quickly your whole life could change in just the blink of an eye?  Well, we certainly had one of those so-called eye openers when we got home from … Continue reading

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Gas Station Gag

     When I was traveling on the road over this past weekend, I certainly had my fair share of gas stations, that’s for damn tootin’ sure. Since I seem to have the world’s smallest bladder, I unfortunately had to … Continue reading

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People Watching

          One thing I absolutely love to do is people watch.  I’ve always told my husband that he could just park me on a street corner in the heart of New York City, and I’d be happy … Continue reading

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Wee Wee War

           Let’s be honest, nobody likes having to get out of their nice cozy bed and place their hot-crossed buns on a freezing cold ring of porcelain when they’re half asleep.  I hated it as a kid, … Continue reading

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Public Bathrooms/Public Humiliation

Have you ever thought about how awful it would be if there was a really obnoxious announcer in the stall with you at a public bathroom giving a play-by-play account of your toilet tasks?  Well, welcome to my world! Every … Continue reading

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