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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I am an extremely underpaid entertainment coordinator. ** Nobody wins when Mama oversleeps on a school day. ** You really can’t watch the Magic Mike XXL trailer too many times. ** The quickest way for me to fall asleep is … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** My mind thinks I’m 21, but my body, not so much. ** There’s no such thing as tiptoeing back into reality after vacation. ** George Clooney apparently got tired of waiting for me. ** The sink in my kids’ … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Parting your hair on the opposite side feels like wearing your shoes on the opposite feet. ** Siri evidently hates me. ** When your boy/girl twins share a bathroom, your son may very well end up taking a bath … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Trying to get my kids to organize their rooms is like trying to get a dog to scoop his own poop. ** I wish somebody would jump to make me dinner whenever I say I’m hungry. ** Every time I go … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The mayor of Toronto is a walking Saturday Night Live skit. ** Accidentally leaving bags in the bottom of your grocery cart really really sucks, especially during a tornado warning. ** According to what my daughter told her friend, she’s running … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Daylight Savings is clearly one of Satan’s brilliant ideas. ** Me sitting on the toilet is evidently an open invitation for a party in the bathroom. ** The white crusty stuff around the top of the milk carton is … Continue reading

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What Kind Of Friend Are You?

To me, a good friend is someone who isn’t afraid to call you out when you look like a complete idiot.  I don’t know about you, but I’d much rather be told that I’ve got a huge chunk of spinach … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** T.H.O. season has officially arrived. ** Lost and Found bins make me wanna scrub myself with acid. ** Santa’s gonna have to start turnin’ tricks to pay for all the shit on the Christmas lists this year. ** No … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** My son has decided to respond to any and all questions with, “BOP!” ** If I want my kids to embarrass me, I just need to take ‘em into a dressing room. ** My bras are apparently very entertaining. … Continue reading

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Redefining the Rules

Every household has its own set of rules which its members are expected to follow.  Most of them are pretty reasonable expectations that allow the inhabitants to peacefully co-exist with one another.  Lately, however, I’ve been feeling like our little … Continue reading

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