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Goatdog and the Pizza Guy Incident

Most of you know by now that our Goatdog is one crazy son of a bitch (literally — cause, you know, he’s a DOG).  He’s body-slammed himself through a glass door, eaten my kitchen chairs, and taken a giant dump … Continue reading

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Rock, Paper, Scissor Parenting

Ok, yeah, I’ll admit that my husband and I may have rock, paper, scissored our way through some of more undesirable aspects of parenting our twins.  (I’m pretty sure we’re not the only ones who do this either.)  Because, sometimes, … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Complete strangers REALLY like to tell me the whole story of their lives, regardless of how horrifically TMI it might be. ** The “Mind Blowing Science Kit” is clearly an outside toy.  Ugh. ** I apparently can’t watch a school … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** When people say, “Good morning!“, I’m not quite sure how they assume that it’s good. ** The government REALLY needs to get over its giant temper tantrum. ** Just because it’s good hold music doesn’t mean that it has … Continue reading

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The Night I (Almost) Broke Up With Prince

For as long as I can possibly remember, I have absolutely LOVED Prince.  Even way, way back in elementary school, my best friend and I would hole up in her room and blast songs that we knew were completely inappropriate … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

—————————————————————————————————– ** There’s no calling in sick when you’re a mom. ** Antibiotics and my stomach are soooooo not BFF’s. ** Kids are ten times louder when you tell them you have a headache. ** The dirty clothes hampers in … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Recovery time from the weekend is much much longer than it used to be. ** I should just hand out money to trick-or-treaters as much as candy costs these days. ** School pick up in the rain is about … Continue reading

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Keepin' The Romance Alive

When you’re married with children, it’s damn freaking hard to find alone time to spend together.  The kids and their continuous needs inevitably take top priority.  And trying to keep that spark alive isn’t the easiest task in the world … Continue reading

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Kid Fibs

     Recently my son’s been talking about some kid that he plays with on the playground at school named “Pepe”.  I’d never heard this name EVER mentioned before, so I thought I’d pull out the school directory, and see … Continue reading

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