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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** EVERY day should be Mother’s Day.  Because obviously. ** Donald Sterling makes me feel a whole lot better about the bags under my eyes. ** You know you’re in for a shit storm when your dog eats five squares … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I wish my brain shut off as easily when I try to go to sleep as it does when I try to help my kids with their homework. ** Exhaustion is just NOT a good look on me. ** Dioramas are … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I’m pretty sure I’m allergic to myself.  *itch*  *scratch* *sniff* ** Erectile dysfunction commercials make me really uncomfortable. ** School supply kits should come with Advil and wine so parents can deal with all the homework meltdowns. ** Only … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** My allergies are acting crazier than Dina Lohan lately. ** Sand in my toes = good.  Sand in my teeth = not so good. ** Processing a thought in this house is about as easy as watching a silent … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** It should totally count as a workout if you run around like crazy all day (especially if you’re dressed in full workout gear). ** I could come home with a purple mohawk, and no one in my family would … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** It’s really difficult to do pushups when the dog’s trying to hump you. ** Mornings around here are nuttier than a jar of Jif. ** If my house could talk, I’m pretty sure it would say, “Oink!” ** Little … Continue reading

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Trust the Gut

I may not know what the hell I’m doing half the time with this whole parenting gig, but one thing that I have learned from experience is to trust my gut when it comes to my kids.  (After all, they’re … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Candy corn disappears faster than wine in my house.  (And that’s FAST!!!) ** My allergies can seriously suck it. ** Little girls and drama go together like hookers and high heels. ** It’s called a “hot” glue gun for … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** If you think they might spill it, they absolutely, most definitely will spill it. ** My blood is a molotov cocktail of Allegra, Singulair and Advil. ** It may feel like lice, but sometimes, it’s just dry scalp. ** … Continue reading

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The Day I Found Out I’m Allergic to Everything

Some people might think that being poked over and over again sounds like a rockin’ good time.  But before you get all hot and bothered and start drooling all over yourself, the kind of poking I’m referring to is the … Continue reading

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