** Days when BOTH kids eat cafeteria food & I don’t have to pack lunches.
** Releasing the boobs at the end of the day.
** Appointments with my hairdresser to cover all the grays my children have caused me.
** Eating at a restaurant & having someone else wait on ME for a change.
** A folded basket of laundry.
** December 1st when my husband will shave off that damn lip wig of his.
** Finding a buck in the dryer, which I totally claim as mine, regardless of whether it actually was or not.
** Self checkout lanes so I don’t have to deal with Chatty Kathy Cashier and her friggin’ mile-a-minute motormouth.
** An extra 15 minutes of sleep. (Who needs cute hair anyways?)
** Wine. (Oops, did I say that already?)
** A clean car, even if it does only last for five minutes.
** Caller ID to avoid all those phone calls I don’t have time to take.
** DVR’s cause how the hell else could I ever watch anything on t.v.?
** Playdates that are held at somebody else’s house.
** Hugs from my kids even when I’ve totally screwed up in my parenting abilities.
** My amazing friends for letting me bitch and moan to them whenever necessary.
** And most importantly, my nucking futty family for being my heart and soul and the source of many more future blog topics to come.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING, Y’ALL!! GOBBLE GOBBLE!