Things For Which I’m Thankful

** An uninterrupted pee (for the record, this has only happened ONCE on September 19, 2008).

** Days when BOTH kids eat cafeteria food & I don’t have to pack lunches.

** Wine.

** Releasing the boobs at the end of the day.

** Appointments with my hairdresser to cover all the grays my children have caused me.

** Eating at a restaurant & having someone else wait on ME for a change.

** A folded basket of laundry.

** Wine.

** December 1st when my husband will shave off that damn lip wig of his.

** Finding a buck in the dryer, which I totally claim as mine, regardless of whether it actually was or not.

** Self checkout lanes so I don’t have to deal with Chatty Kathy Cashier and her friggin’ mile-a-minute motormouth.

** An extra 15 minutes of sleep.  (Who needs cute hair anyways?)

** Wine.  (Oops, did I say that already?)

** A clean car, even if it does only last for five minutes.

** Caller ID to avoid all those phone calls I don’t have time to take.

** DVR’s cause how the hell else could I ever watch anything on t.v.?

** Playdates that are held at somebody else’s house.

** Hugs from my kids even when I’ve totally screwed up in my parenting abilities.

** My amazing friends for letting me bitch and moan to them whenever necessary.

** And most importantly, my nucking futty family for being my heart and soul and the source of many more future blog topics to come.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING, Y’ALL!!  GOBBLE GOBBLE!

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10 Responses to Things For Which I’m Thankful

  1. MamaBennie says:

    Love it! Happy Thanksgiving mama!

  2. Hahaha! Wine three times…maybe that’s why your pee is interrupted?

  3. Wendakai says:

    You’ve reminded me, gotta add one more thing to my shopping list: wine. ;o) Thanks! Have a good one! :)

  4. Yes to the wine, releasing of the boobs, and hugs from my kids. Have a great Thanksgiving!

  5. TB says:

    I LOVE releasing the boobs at the end of the day. Seriously, sometimes there just isn’t a better feeling than that!

  6. Releasing the boobs – :-) OMG never thought of it that way. Too nuckin funny.

    I’m grateful to you for the laugh.
    Happy Turkey Day.

  7. stacy says:

    WINE.. yes couldn’t get through much w/out that…
    and yes hugs from the kids and OH yes releasing the boobs! fantabulous…. oh & yes wine again :-0

  8. Ally says:

    All money found while doing laundry is MINE! – that’s my house rule. Wine, boobs, hair dye & DVR’s rock. Yeah, pretty much your whole list rocks. :-)

  9. portlandorusa says:

    So funny, I second all the above-mentioned. I’m also thankful for laughter. Thank you NFM! Happy Thanksgiving to you & your family. Yes that includes Goatdog :)

  10. Reid Adair says:

    Now that’s a great list. Happy Thanksgiving!

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