I have a rule in our house, which I really don’t think is so difficult to follow. It is simply this: “If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie.” Now for the females, it is quite easy to comply with this regulation. The males, however, either cannot remember this easy task or simply don’t care. I’m thinking about holding some type of target practice with rewards to motivate them to actually hit the inside rather than the outside of the toilet. I was made aware of this rule infraction once again while I was cleaning the toilets this morning. I could feel my blood beginning to boil, and then, it dawned on me. Wait just a minute! Hold the phone…this is Valentines Day! If anyone should be down on their knees, it should be these two sloppy boys praising me for all my hard work. I refuse to quibble over dribble today, thank you very much!