So after a LOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG hiatus from writing over the summer (life sure gets in the way, doesn’t it?!), I’ve decided to crank out a much overdue list of things I’ve learned this week. Drumroll, please…………………………..
** Whatever I like, my preteen daughter will inevitably NOT like.
** If you clean it, they will destroy it.
** A mental picture is often more memorable than a selfie.
** Our orthodontist bill is almost as big as Donald Trump’s ego.
** I’m not sure who thinks 7th grade math is harder — my kids or me.
** People who sound like their tongues are glued to the roof of their mouths should probably not become customer service reps.
** The start of the school year just wouldn’t be complete without a case of head lice in someone’s classroom.
** And now my head itches just thinking about it. (And yours probably does, too, right?)
** “Sold out” are two of the cruelest words in the English language.
** There are many people I’d like to introduce to a little friend of mine called DEODORANT.
** Evidently, I’m not above going out in public in my pajamas.
** People who are super anal must be severely constipated.
** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.
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