Things I’ve Learned This Week

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** There’s nothing like having your kids barge into your bathroom and present you with a Valentine while you’re standing there buck naked.

** I’d be better off shaving my legs with a chain saw than a brand new Lady Bic.

** This latest polar vortex has made my mood more bitter than the air.

** I never thought I’d be wearing a hat and mittens INSIDE my house.

** Our disappearing iPhone chargers must be hanging out with our missing socks.

** Red velvet cupcakes are one of the few things more seductive than Channing Tatum’s abs.

** Insomnia always shows up to the party even when she’s uninvited.  She’s such a bitch.

** It’s a lot easier to fall into the rabbit hole than it is to climb out of it.

** Hair aches — they’re real, and they HURT, people.

** Some days I’m not sure if the homework is for me or for my kids.

** It’ll be a miracle if I pass sixth grade.

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.

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2 Responses to Things I’ve Learned This Week

  1. Christine says:

    You know it’s past time to shave your legs when taking a shower you feel the water running thru the hair on your legs…

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