Things I’ve Learned This Week

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** Daytime t.v. brings with it some seriously disturbing commercials.

** My kids are probably hungry all the time because most of their food ends up on the floor rather than in their mouths.

** If you have measles, you may wanna think twice about going to an amusement park.  Just saying.

** One of the quickest ways to ruin a good mood is to try on bathing suits.

** Deodorant is really NOT optional.

** I apparently have a lot of conversations with myself, thanks to the amazing listeners in my house.

** Things that fall in the right-hand crack of the driver’s seat may as well be lost forever.

** I’m not sure what smells worse — my kids’ feet or the dog’s breath.

** There’s enough talk about balls in my normal everyday life without having to hear about them constantly on the news, too.

** Asparagus is like a house guest who’s overstayed his welcome.

** If I came home tomorrow with a purple mohawk, I have no doubt that it’d go completely unnoticed.

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.

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