** Daytime t.v. brings with it some seriously disturbing commercials.
** My kids are probably hungry all the time because most of their food ends up on the floor rather than in their mouths.
** If you have measles, you may wanna think twice about going to an amusement park. Just saying.
** One of the quickest ways to ruin a good mood is to try on bathing suits.
** Deodorant is really NOT optional.
** I apparently have a lot of conversations with myself, thanks to the amazing listeners in my house.
** Things that fall in the right-hand crack of the driver’s seat may as well be lost forever.
** I’m not sure what smells worse — my kids’ feet or the dog’s breath.
** There’s enough talk about balls in my normal everyday life without having to hear about them constantly on the news, too.
** Asparagus is like a house guest who’s overstayed his welcome.
** If I came home tomorrow with a purple mohawk, I have no doubt that it’d go completely unnoticed.
** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.
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