Things I’ve Learned This Week

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** It’s hard to play Dr. Kevorkian, even to a Beta fish who’s dying a very slow death.

** Helping with Spanish homework when you don’t speak a lick of Spanish is like trying to cook a gourmet meal when you can’t even boil water.

** Sometimes a nap is more important than a workout.

** Say what you will about Howard Stern, but the man is a GREAT freaking interviewer.

** When you come across “Good Fellas” while channel surfing, it’s obviously your lucky day.

** Everybody seems to be on the latest, greatest “diet of the moment“.

** New Year’s resolutions are overrated anyway.

** Loose bills in the dryer are obviously all MINE.

** Winding the kids down before bedtime is not my husband’s finest skill.

** If I actually found a coat hanging in the coat closet instead of lying on the floor, I’d probably have a heart attack.

** A helluva way to cap off an evening is finding a Jell-O explosion in your son’s lunch box.

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.

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2 Responses to Things I’ve Learned This Week

  1. Amy Haskell says:

    Fun and true! Love the hanging coat quote & jello explosion the best! Keep writing lady! You have a wonderful voice!

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