Things I’ve Learned This Week


** I’m not buying whatever Mother Nature is selling.

** My transformation from human to crocodile is nearly complete, thanks to all the dry heat in my house.

** Suddenly a Snuggie doesn’t seem like such a dumb idea.

** You know it’s cold outside when your family room feels like an igloo.

** Having to plan your kids’ summer schedules when it’s a freaking snow globe outside is just whackadoo.

** It’d be awesome if the ornaments were as fun to take off the tree as they are to put on the tree.

** Frozen snot is not sexy.

** No matter the question, sugar cookies are always the answer.

** Paying your children to do the chores you loathe is worth every single penny.

** Thank you very much Cialis commercials, but erectile dysfunction’s not really something I’m prepared to discuss with my wee ones.

** If anyone needs me, I’ll be residing in our preheated oven until June.

** Despite what I might think (and it was definitely questionable this week), God does not give me more than I can handle.


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5 Responses to Things I’ve Learned This Week

  1. Marianne in Mo. says:

    There’s no point in dieting in January – all I want to do is stuff my face because it’s so COLD!

  2. stacy says:

    I just got done making a spreadsheet so i can plan summer camps at the same time i couldn’t feel my fingers so that makes perfect sense.. and yes if you need me i’ll be under my electric blanket with 4 layers of clothes on with hot tea attempting to even stay warm 🙁 I HATE winter!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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