** ‘Tis the season to feel like a walking ATM.
** If you’re a fan of torturing yourself, I highly recommend going to the mall two weekends before Christmas.
** We need to bring nap time back (for me, not for the kids).
** When I get my car washed or my hair done, you can bet your ass it’s gonna rain.
** I have a knack for picking the checkout lane with the MOTHER of all problems.
** A week off of knowing who’s supposed to be where and when would be highly welcomed.
** Santa may have lost his list before checking it twice.
** North Korea is apparently making our movie selection choice for us these days.
** December is when you realize that you’ve forgotten more than 95% of the things that you’re SUPPOSED to have been doing.
** Tacky Christmas decorations just piss me off, cause seriously, why even bother??!!
** I am the queen of forgetting where I’ve hidden all the damn presents for the kids.
** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.
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