Things I’ve Learned This Week


** ‘Tis the season to feel like a walking ATM.

** If you’re a fan of torturing yourself, I highly recommend going to the mall two weekends before Christmas.

** We need to bring nap time back (for me, not for the kids).

** When I get my car washed or my hair done, you can bet your ass it’s gonna rain.

** I have a knack for picking the checkout lane with the MOTHER of all problems.

** A week off of knowing who’s supposed to be where and when would be highly welcomed.

** Santa may have lost his list before checking it twice.

** North Korea is apparently making our movie selection choice for us these days.

** December is when you realize that you’ve forgotten more than 95% of the things that you’re SUPPOSED to have been doing.

** Tacky Christmas decorations just piss me off, cause seriously, why even bother??!!

** I am the queen of forgetting where I’ve hidden all the damn presents for the kids.

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.


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