Things I’ve Learned This Week

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** I’m not sure what’s disappearing faster around here — my money or our iPhone chargers.

** When one of your son’s best friends has pink eye, YOUR eyes immediately start to itch like a mofo.

** The stupidity of the human population never ceases to amaze/entertain me.

** There most definitely ARE stupid questions, and it’s usually stupid people asking them.

** The weather may be beginning to look a lot like Christmas, but nothing else is.

** If you’re not pissing SOMEONE off, you aren’t doing it right.

** I apparently have no shame when it comes to pumpkin bread.

** When seeking advice for embarrassing situations, it’s best to say you’re inquiring “for a friend.”

** Surprisingly, not everybody wants to hear about how many more miles you ran or how many more calories you burned than them.

** The timing of Movember and parent/teacher conferences is rather unfortunate for my porn star-looking husband in making a good first impression.

** When the inside of your nose feels like sandpaper, it’s time to bust out the ol’ humidifier.

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.

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One Response to Things I’ve Learned This Week

  1. nuckingfutspapa says:

    For porn stache support: http://mobro.co/jeffmarshall1

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