Things I’ve Learned This Week

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** The end of Daylight Savings Time is awesome — if you’re a vampire.

** Election Day apparently means no school.  Who knew??!!

** Annoying political ads have now been replaced with annoying holiday ads.  Lucky us.

** Someone has really pissed off the ghosts in our house lately.

** You know it’s gonna be a helluva day when you hand your daughter a fork for her cereal.

** Old Man Winter needs to tap the damn brakes.

** Between the Halloween candy and me, one of us has GOT to go.

** If you have an entire conversation with someone without mentioning the giant hunk of food on her face, you are, no doubt, a jackhole.

** It’s a sad, sad day when you realize that you’ve completely forgotten how to nap.

** Karma’s to-do list is even longer than mine.

** If Google can’t even help you with your kids’ homework, you are SOL.

** This entire household would be naked and starving if not for me.

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.

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2 Responses to Things I’ve Learned This Week

  1. Nuckingfuts Papa says:

    “Naked and starving” – true story

  2. stacy says:

    Winter can take a flying leap into about a month or more from now.. i canNOT believe the ‘S” words is even being said already… ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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