** The end of Daylight Savings Time is awesome — if you’re a vampire.
** Election Day apparently means no school. Who knew??!!
** Annoying political ads have now been replaced with annoying holiday ads. Lucky us.
** Someone has really pissed off the ghosts in our house lately.
** You know it’s gonna be a helluva day when you hand your daughter a fork for her cereal.
** Old Man Winter needs to tap the damn brakes.
** Between the Halloween candy and me, one of us has GOT to go.
** If you have an entire conversation with someone without mentioning the giant hunk of food on her face, you are, no doubt, a jackhole.
** It’s a sad, sad day when you realize that you’ve completely forgotten how to nap.
** Karma’s to-do list is even longer than mine.
** If Google can’t even help you with your kids’ homework, you are SOL.
** This entire household would be naked and starving if not for me.
** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.
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