Things I’ve Learned This Week

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** I am totally addicted to selling crap on virtual garage sale sites.

** Finding a CLEAN gas station bathroom is like finding a unicorn.

** Carpool duty should be immediately followed by wine.

** Eating with a jock cup on the table is, unfortunately, a regular occurrence in our house.

** It’s time to get cracking on Halloween costumes since my son insists on being a waffle this year.

** My son wants to be a WAFFLE for Halloween.  WTF?!

** I have no doubt that my husband would fail sixth grade spelling.  (Sorry, honey, but you would.)

** If it’s true that eating blueberries helps to improve your memory, I need to eat a whole damn farm.

** Poor Goatdog would starve if not for me.

** I’m constantly washing socks that don’t belong to any of my family members.

** A week is never longer than when you constantly think it’s a day ahead of what it actually is.

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.

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2 Responses to Things I’ve Learned This Week

  1. SMS says:

    He’s going to be the best waffle EVER!

  2. Remona says:

    Hi! This post couldn’t be written any better! Reading this post reminds me of my good old room mate!
    He always kept chatting about this. I will forward this page
    to him. Fairly certain he will have a good read.

    Many thanks for sharing!

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