Things I’ve Learned This Week


** My house is a revolving door of loud, screeching short people.  (And I kind of love it.)

** Wearing a dress AND a bra all in one day is quite an accomplishment.

** Apparently, finding a random object like a screwdriver in the fridge doesn’t even begin to faze me.

** Standardized test scores should seriously come with a human translator.

** It would be awesome if my personal chef, butler, and masseuse weren’t make-believe.

** The inevitable slow-moving line at the CVS Pharmacy sucks the fun right out of me.

** Proper grammar is missing from entirely too many people’s lives.

** My kids wrote the book on “Ten Million Ways to Get out of Going to Bed“.

** The squirrels in our alley are on a mission to completely destroy our trash cans.

** I am on a mission to completely destroy the squirrels in our alley.

** Surely, either the piles of homework or the piles of laundry will be the death of me.

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.



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