Things I’ve Learned This Week


** “Take a nap” keeps getting bumped off my to-do list for some reason.

** My family is an all-you-can-eat buffet for the multiplying mosquitoes in our neighborhood.

** If my kids had horns (and I’m not quite sure that they don’t), they would literally be bulls in a china shop.

** The “loungewear chic” trend for fall is perfect for the lazy slob in me.

** Homework and meltdowns go hand in hand, for kids AND for parents.

** After packing lunches every single flipping day, Saturday and Sunday really need to be Make Your Own Damn Lunch Day.

** Unfortunately, I will never have the moves like Jagger.

** Kids always wait to tell you they’ve outgrown their shoes until a toe’s about to peekaboo its way through.

** Somebody needs to design a clothing line for tween girls that falls somewhere in between babyish and hookerish.

** My kids act like it’s been 50 years since their last meal whenever they get home from school.

** America is seriously over-obsessed with booties.

** Colder temps may be ready for me, but I am soooooo not ready for colder temps.

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.


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4 Responses to Things I’ve Learned This Week

  1. nuckingfutspapa says:

    “over-obsessed with booties”? like the shoes? baby shoes? women’s boot? I’m confused. or maybe I’m just distracted…

  2. What is this “nap” that you refer to? It sounds like some bad, dark magic.

  3. stacy says:

    i’m laughing so hard b/c almost every single ones of these is really me to a TEA! I’m kicking & screaming NOT ready for cold temps.. after the worst winter EVER i’m good if i never see it again for a few years much less anytime soon!

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