Things I’ve Learned This Week

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** “Take a nap” keeps getting bumped off my to-do list for some reason.

** My family is an all-you-can-eat buffet for the multiplying mosquitoes in our neighborhood.

** If my kids had horns (and I’m not quite sure that they don’t), they would literally be bulls in a china shop.

** The “loungewear chic” trend for fall is perfect for the lazy slob in me.

** Homework and meltdowns go hand in hand, for kids AND for parents.

** After packing lunches every single flipping day, Saturday and Sunday really need to be Make Your Own Damn Lunch Day.

** Unfortunately, I will never have the moves like Jagger.

** Kids always wait to tell you they’ve outgrown their shoes until a toe’s about to peekaboo its way through.

** Somebody needs to design a clothing line for tween girls that falls somewhere in between babyish and hookerish.

** My kids act like it’s been 50 years since their last meal whenever they get home from school.

** America is seriously over-obsessed with booties.

** Colder temps may be ready for me, but I am soooooo not ready for colder temps.

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.

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4 Responses to Things I’ve Learned This Week

  1. nuckingfutspapa says:

    “over-obsessed with booties”? like the shoes? baby shoes? women’s boot? I’m confused. or maybe I’m just distracted… http://youtu.be/cqp0km5VRj4

  2. What is this “nap” that you refer to? It sounds like some bad, dark magic.

  3. stacy says:

    i’m laughing so hard b/c almost every single ones of these is really me to a TEA! I’m kicking & screaming NOT ready for cold temps.. after the worst winter EVER i’m good if i never see it again for a few years much less anytime soon!

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