Things I’ve Learned This Week


** The first day of school is a blessing like no other.

** Homework’s about to unleash its evil wrath upon us very, very soon.

** I’d be much better equipped to run this three-ring circus if I had a whip.

** Brad and Angelina finally got married.  And I still don’t care.

** Some people take crazy and multiply it by a BAZILLION.

** Providing a place to eat is about the last purpose served by our kitchen table.

** My thinking cap has been knocked off my head.  Permanently, I’m afraid.

** It’s a sad, sad day when your children’s social calendars are busier than yours.

** If it’s important, it’s likely buried way down deep in my inbox.

** Some of us take our 9 year olds to play miniature golf, while others take them to the gun range to shoot uzis.  Who knew?

** Trading places with the dog often sounds like a GREAT idea.  Except for the part about pooping in the backyard.

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.


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