** The first day of school is a blessing like no other.
** Homework’s about to unleash its evil wrath upon us very, very soon.
** I’d be much better equipped to run this three-ring circus if I had a whip.
** Brad and Angelina finally got married. And I still don’t care.
** Some people take crazy and multiply it by a BAZILLION.
** Providing a place to eat is about the last purpose served by our kitchen table.
** My thinking cap has been knocked off my head. Permanently, I’m afraid.
** It’s a sad, sad day when your children’s social calendars are busier than yours.
** If it’s important, it’s likely buried way down deep in my inbox.
** Some of us take our 9 year olds to play miniature golf, while others take them to the gun range to shoot uzis. Who knew?
** Trading places with the dog often sounds like a GREAT idea. Except for the part about pooping in the backyard.
** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.
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