** A backyard campout for the kids is so much more fun when it’s in someone else’s backyard.
** Facebook should really be called “Bragbook“.
** If looks could kill, then the REALLY loud lady on her cell phone at my nail salon would be dead.
** An entire century seems to pass during a little league baseball game.
** The same could be said about the drying time of a wet sleeping bag (sheesh!)
** My flip flops can’t take all the premature back to school ads.
** I’m a seriously sucky marshmallow roaster.
** Everything is better at the beach (except having to go to the bathroom).
** If your first name is Moscow, and your last name is Mule, I’m totally digging you this summer.
** Technology has apparently de-friended me.
** Saying hello is so much easier than saying goodbye.
** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.
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