Things I’ve Learned This Week

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** There’s no place like home.  (Even if it IS a giant wreck of a mess.)

** My kids actually DO sorta kinda miss me when I’m not around.  Who knew?!

** Someone needs to murder the smoke alarm in our attic.  Seriously.  Like, yesterday.

** Just because YOU’RE having a bad day does not mean that everyone else should, too.

** I wish I could make money as fast as I’m shelling it out to my kids this summer.

** Nobody seems to use turn signals anymore.  WTF?!

** Though many applicants didn’t get the memo, the position of “Jackass” has already been filled.

** I’m starting to think “Death by Laundry” will be the title of my obituary.

** A nail fungus commercial is most definitely NOT something you wanna see while you’re eating dinner.

** The “dumb card” is severely overplayed.

** It is both exhilarating and infuriating to organize all your kids’ crap.

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.

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