Things I’ve Learned This Week

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** It takes a village.  To raise a husband.

** The world is way too incredibly full of itself.

** Surprisingly, it’s been 20 years since OJ got away with murder.

** The ONLY thing that should make a duck face is a duck.

** There truly is a sucker born every single minute.

** My kids are never gonna go to bed this summer.

** It’s gonna be a LONG summer.

** Caterpillar poop is apparently called “frass“, which sounds so much fancier than “shit“.

** Potting soil in your sports bra is a whole lotta itchy.

** I could win an award for spending entirely too much time (and money) in Target.

** As always, sleep needs to be WAY higher on my to-do list.

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.

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2 Responses to Things I’ve Learned This Week

  1. Kristina says:

    Ha! I sure as hell didn’t learn anything as funny as that there’s word that specifically means shite from a caterpillar.

    I think the single most important thing I learned this week is that even those closest to you, sometimes those you least expect, can try to rain on everyone’s parade and just be negative nancies all up in your positivity. You won’t be able to change how they are and how they act, and if they start to bring you down with them, you can either ignore them, keep your distance, or just plain cut ’em off! Clear the bad juju.

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