Things I’ve Learned This Week

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** The end-of-the-school-year craziness must surely subtract five years off a mom’s life.

** I am sooooooooo done with the packing of the lunches.

** Stressed-out is not one of my finer looks.

** Gossip spreads WAY faster than actual news.

** If you put all your eggs in one basket, you’re gonna have one heavy freaking basket.

** Jay Z takes bad grammar to a whole other level.

** The mosquitos around here are like vampires.

** Life is just better at the beach.

** Playing Mario Kart with my son is seriously going to give me carpal tunnel.

** Unripe avocados really piss me off.

** Some people mistake the kiss-hello as an invitation to make out with your face.

** Reading Harry Potter aloud after a couple of glasses of wine is a true tongue-twisting challenge.

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.

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