** The end-of-the-school-year craziness must surely subtract five years off a mom’s life.
** I am sooooooooo done with the packing of the lunches.
** Stressed-out is not one of my finer looks.
** Gossip spreads WAY faster than actual news.
** If you put all your eggs in one basket, you’re gonna have one heavy freaking basket.
** Jay Z takes bad grammar to a whole other level.
** The mosquitos around here are like vampires.
** Life is just better at the beach.
** Playing Mario Kart with my son is seriously going to give me carpal tunnel.
** Unripe avocados really piss me off.
** Some people mistake the kiss-hello as an invitation to make out with your face.
** Reading Harry Potter aloud after a couple of glasses of wine is a true tongue-twisting challenge.
** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.
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